Perhaps this card can alleviate all of Chicagoan's pent up rage from winter...or at least provide a therapeutic chuckle. Blank inside with a light grey envelope. Also available as a larger format screenprint here.
Sending a gift? Neighborly will hand write your message inside the card and wrap the item(s) in your order, no charge! After you place your order, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org that includes your note and order number. We’ll take care of the rest!